The powers of Theocracy and Fascism, combined.

Wonks everywhere have been waiting breathlessly. Now, one year in to a unprecedented two year campaign for President, a major development has occurred. Conventional Wisdom had pondered the possibility of a schism within the Rightwing. Prevailing winds pointed to the possibility of a Third Party coalescing around a candidate in line with social conservative values.

Well, you can exhale now, gasbags. There is only one value the party of "Family Values" respects. Power. The only question left is if the Left will do the same and nominate the one person who can keep such a disparate group of bible thumpers, capitalists, and glibertarians bound together. Will the Democratic Party follow the example set by Reid, Schumer, Pelosie, Hoyer, and Emanuel over the last year...and nominate Hillary Clinton in the name of power?

Oh, I'm sorry. Did you think it was your decision?