Things just keep better by the hour:
Obama Reassures Countries On U.S. Debt:
Mr. Obama’s comments came a day after China’s prime minister, Wen Jiabao, expressed worries about the safety of Beijing’s $1 trillion investment in American debt. Mr. Obama needs foreign investors to finance a projected $1.75 trillion budget deficit this year, pumped up by stimulus spending and bank bailouts, and none is more critical than China, the largest overseas holder of United States government bonds.
Russia Is Weighing 2 Latin Bases General Says:
MOSCOW — A top Russian Air Force official said that the government was weighing whether to base strategic bombers out of Cuban territory or on a Venezuelan island that has been offered by President Hugo Chávez, according to the Interfax news service.
Pentagon Rethinking Old Doctrine On 2 Wars:
WASHINGTON — The protracted wars in Iraq and Afghanistan are forcing the Obama administration to rethink what for more than two decades has been a central premise of American strategy: that the nation need only prepare to fight two major wars at a time.
Maybe it's because I've had the illness and my thinking has changed dramatically, but I'm starting to find this shit really funny. Regarding the first article...would you invest a trillion dollars with us? What, you think I was made with a finger? And personally I hope the Russians opt for putting their bombers in Cuba; it would Fidel's final fuck you to the U.S.. And lastly, we are the United States, a peace loving nation: we should be able to fight as many wars as we want at any time we want to. We' re The Fucking US of Fucking A and don't forget it.