| April 6, 2009

Since everyone is having fun with conspiracy theories...

Try this and see if you get the same results. Do a total disconnect. Don't read a paper, watch the news, listen to the radio, or surf the web for a whole week. Try two.

Results may vary.

I feel like a Southerner mumbling, "yalls talks to faaasst."

I suddenly can't figure out what the virtual populace is yammering about. Something that sounds vaguely like "the Government is a comin' for our guns because immigrants is shooting immigrants 'n Obama is bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia 'cause he's no longer hiding he's what for a secret muselman and there never was no such a thing as the American Auto industry so you wont miss it 'cause Uncle Sam is going to give me a free house.