Texas is a unique place. When we came into the Union in 1845, one of the issues was that we would be able to leave if we decided to do that. We got a great Union. There's absolutely no reason to dissolve it, but if Washington continues to thumb their nose at the American people, you know, who knows what may come out of that.
- Texas Governor Rick "Pantene" Perry
Just don't go asking for federal help when the Mexican drug gangs come a blazin' through your border towns.