Dear Shakesville,

| October 15, 2009

As an avid reader of your Proggel blog, I cannot begin to describe my current disappointment in the quality of your work since the last big debacle over know, the incident when there was no publishing for almost five days and then everyone made peace and love by saying the magic phrase, "All in."

Since then, things just haven't been the same. You're dull. You're boring. You've lost that sense of raw outrage and self-righteous finger-pointing over every tiny incident that passes your scrutiny. In short, you're no longer the travesty that made you so endearing to us all. I implore you to please do something to rectify this as soon as possible. My entertainment, livelihood and sanity depend upon it.

Yours in blawgdom,

The CultureGhost