So I sez to myself...

...why would Harry have me meet Joe down here in Penn Hills at this time of night, why is Biden wearing an engineer cap--and driving a 1979 Chrysler New Yorker with a pig in the back seat?

If The Children Forget, The Terrorists Win

Your tax dollars at work...the competent folks at FEMA care so deeply about TheChildrenTM that in addition to their crunk disaster jam they also released a coloring book to help kids cope with disasters.

x-posted @ Agitprop

Goma

• White House Photog Puts Everything On Flickr
• Poppies a Target in Fight Against Taliban
• How Can They Tell?

Here's the part where I could be all like, remember the first 100 days of Bush's Presidency?! But, do you? No. I don't. Very uneventful. So why even bother. Pass the hookah, bro. The best days are ahead of us...

Coming Soon! Online Begging!

100 Days Benchmark

As Agi was quick to point out, at least he got a dog. That should count for something.

Unwholesome Image

In Poor Taste

My Madness Spreads Faster Than Swine Flu

Look at what I've done.

Guys From Area 51 Productions, in accordance with Pime Industries, has annexed Agitprop by request from its previous owner. It's previous-previous owner - yours truly - has re-taken the reigns of that site, invited some new circus clowns and proceeds to march into the future of the unknown carrying a checkered tablecloth flag.

So, come over and say hello to the new (old) Agitprop!

Only a true man can stand tall

Let it roll baby...

That's me in the blob of light stage left, on lead.

St. Norman of the North

It's time to give it up and fall on your sword.

Guaranteed to Cause Blawrage in Certain Quarters

Au Revoir, Then...

Texas is a unique place. When we came into the Union in 1845, one of the issues was that we would be able to leave if we decided to do that. We got a great Union. There's absolutely no reason to dissolve it, but if Washington continues to thumb their nose at the American people, you know, who knows what may come out of that.

- Texas Governor Rick "Pantene" Perry

Just don't go asking for federal help when the Mexican drug gangs come a blazin' through your border towns.

Teabaggers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your gag reflexes!

I defer to the white rabbit in matters such as these.

Unhappiness is a lukewarm economy.

"The gun went off accidentally." - Phil Spector

Thank you, Mr. Fish.

It had to be said...

Little House

Happy Easter!

Don't forget teh annual Blog Against Theocracy going on this weekend.

"in which background bananas serve to reinforce the phallic messaging"

Move over, Sanghun Yoo. This is how you craft a frightening ad.

The Onionization of Journalism

Is it just me or are actual headlines more and more starting to resemble stories from America's favorite spoof news organ? ABC News has a piece on objectum sexuals - yes, that's a real term - with the following headline:

Woman Proves Love for Eiffel Tower With Commitment Ceremony

I'm a fan of awe inspiring architecture - but I've never had the desire to publicly pledge my undying love for the Pantheon, caress an art deco skyscraper or dry hump the Alhambra. Oh well, to each their own.

Ginger Ale, Please.

Back

Do us all a favor...

Right on the red line that represents Route 84, please.

2012

Since everyone is having fun with conspiracy theories...

Try this and see if you get the same results. Do a total disconnect. Don't read a paper, watch the news, listen to the radio, or surf the web for a whole week. Try two.

Results may vary.

I feel like a Southerner mumbling, "yalls talks to faaasst."

I suddenly can't figure out what the virtual populace is yammering about. Something that sounds vaguely like "the Government is a comin' for our guns because immigrants is shooting immigrants 'n Obama is bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia 'cause he's no longer hiding he's what for a secret muselman and there never was no such a thing as the American Auto industry so you wont miss it 'cause Uncle Sam is going to give me a free house.

Damn, I missed the webcast.

Never miss a beat.

Didn't I already do a self portrait for this year? Jesus Christ, two self portraits in a year...that's kinda narcissistic, huh. But hey, that's just the kind of guy I am. That's probably the kind of person your are, were, or will be at some point too. Has anyone photoshopped Obama as David Bowie singing changes yet? Ah, who the fuck cares. Fuck that dude. It's cool to know nothing.

who sez we don't post cute kittens and shit?