Use the payphone.

Flaming Lips - Turn it On

Please Pass The Patas de Cerdo

What do they call a male jurist who is sharp-tongued and assertive from the bench?

An intelligent, strong justice.

Well, if she's a woman, The New York Times calls her a bitch.

sartwell gets it

So you been to school
For a year or two
And you know you've seen it all
In daddy's car
Thinkin' you'll go far
Back east your type don't crawl

Play ethnicky jazz
To parade your snazz
On your five grand stereo
Braggin' that you know
How the niggers feel cold
And the slums got so much soul

It's time to taste what you most fear
Right Guard will not help you here
Brace yourself, my dear:

It's a holiday in Cambodia
It's tough, kid, but it's life
It's a holiday in Cambodia
Don't forget to pack a wife

You're a star-belly sneech
You suck like a leach
You want everyone to act like you
Kiss ass while you bitch
So you can get rich
But your boss gets richer off you

Well you'll work harder
With a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for soldiers
Till you starve
Then your head is skewered on a stake

Now you can go where people are one
Now you can go where they get things done
What you need, my son:.

Is a holiday in Cambodia
Where people dress in black
A holiday in Cambodia
Where you'll kiss ass or crack

Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, [etc]

And it's a holiday in Cambodia
Where you'll do what you're told
A holiday in Cambodia
Where the slums got so much soul

Set the stage.

Obama to give major speech today on...what, what?! 4 scary black muslmens arrested!

Not Even Mexico Would Take Us Back At This Point

Another day. Another election in the Golden State.

The Force is Strong With This One

Each and Every Penny Will Be Used to Support Nihilistic Activity

I am sick of working for a living. I just want to stay home and play with Photoshop all day long. I also need money for a new laptop. Frederick wants a new guitar, El Serracho needs a new bike and The CultureGhost could use some new lenses for his camera.

Therefore, we have decided to launch the inaugural Guys From Area 51 Fund Drive.

Do your part and contribute to the Fab Four!

Seriously, we really do need your money. Our general uselessness has been flowing free of charge for almost two years now. But in these dismal economic times, it's getting harder and harder to blog for free, knowing that we are being used by our readers for a cheap five-second thrill. But the promise of cold hard cash can keep our creative juices flowing. You don't want to shut off our tap now, do you?

Hell, other blogs solicit for handouts all the time - so why can't we???

That's right - the A-list and B-list stay-at-home-bloggers have been fundraising for years. Now we’ve decided that it’s time to join game. Asking for money doesn’t bother us one bit. In fact, we love doing it so much, there are times Frederick and El Serracho daydream about running a 24-hour cable channel devoted to telethons. We also understanding that fundraising - and blogging, for that matter - is one of the most defeatist acts we could ever do. Knowing you're going to fail but doing it anyway is the heart of defeatism.

If you can't afford to send us cash, then send whatever you have - your dad’s old golf clubs, burned out light bulbs, used batteries, copper piping. Hell, we’ll even take the asbestos from your ceiling.

But if we do not receive $10,000 in cash or goods by 12pm on Friday, May 22 The Guys From Area 51 will abandon this site forever and never blog again - and you will only have your miserly self to blame.

20 year death of culture permanent recycle loop.

Soundgarden, Flower

smoove moove

This one goes out to Brother Obama...

Under My Umbrella

If you are going to brave the rain, then at least use two hands.

Promoting Vigilance and Safety in a Perilous World

When Green Day sings "you gotta know your enemy", I think they're talking about H1N1.

These are not the economies ur looking for.

Riffing on Paranoid

Kyuss meets Black Sabbath in my head.

More Tasteless Musings

So Frederick and I have been trading comments on our gmail accounts about the sorry state of Pakistan...there are lots of news articles circulating about the frailty of the current government and the advances the Taliban are making....so how soon before Pakistan fails as a state? Will there be a military coup or civil war? What will India do? What should India do? And how about us? Isn't Pakistan a "valued ally in the war on terror"?

And one last thought...what about those pesky nukes they have?

offensive, really?

apparently yesterday was the anniversary of the kent state shootings. nearly thirty forty years have gone by and we know that will never happen again. now they just come to your house (or not).

image stolen here. i truly wish i'd thought of it.

My new theme song.

Cracker - Turn On Tune In Drop Out

Really, Are They Now?

The Family That Shoots Together Stays Together

They're mesmerized skeletons...

What I want.

New Meat Puppets
First Listen: Dinosaur Jr.
Premature Evaluation: Sonic Youth

I'm ready for the revival.

OC

Welcome to Orange County California, home of the plague. Now just slowly step back from the county line or we'll go all Abdullah Wahadi on your ass.

Ghost in the Graveyard

GOP to Rebrand as "Whig" Party
GOP's Big Names Try to Forge New Agenda
As Relevant as Whigs

Maybe Jebediah "Winfield" Bush can save the Whigs Republicans? No? There's still hope white middle-aged protestant male demographic--maybe that uppity negro will be the end of the Democratic Party after all...

i apologize to our viewers