Guys from Area 51: December 2009

Time, time for some action.

posted by Frederick at 6:37 AM | December 31, 2009

Re: Bonus Quote of the Day

Expanding Our Empire

posted by Agi at 10:20 AM | December 30, 2009

Group Feed Action Here.

UPDATED!!!

In The News

posted by The Culture Ghost at 1:56 AM | December 29, 2009

2009: The Internets in Review

posted by Agi at 5:38 AM | December 28, 2009


YouTube Doubler

Area 51 Quote of the Decade?

posted by Agi at 8:39 AM | December 25, 2009

You know, it just ain't the same without him.

Mazel Tov

posted by Agi at 4:49 PM | December 22, 2009

Area 51 Song of the decade?

posted by El Serracho! at 11:32 AM | December 21, 2009

maybe i should have posted this at the defeatists.

Treat Yourself This Season

posted by Agi at 8:53 AM | December 20, 2009

Give yourself the gift of a ~~bullet~~ Busey in the head.

Prince of Peace Prize

posted by Agi at 4:09 PM | December 17, 2009

Coming Soon!

posted by Agi at 2:19 PM | December 16, 2009

Got a problem, question or concern that can't be answered by your partner, friends, family, social support circle, medical-psychological establishment or internet? Well then...

You Gotta To Be Kidding Me?

posted by The Culture Ghost at 11:50 AM |

Read this post.

Then try to imagine how pathetic and tawdry your life must be to have sunk to the level where you would ask that for advice or information....

What We Do To Christmas Cards

posted by Agi at 7:14 PM | December 15, 2009

Eh?! Frog in your throat? I can't hear you. Take what you can get, I guess. Reminds me of one of my favorite moments in rock history, Jim Morrison half out of his mind screaming at the audience, "What are you going to do about it? Over and over, words streaming into one with each repetition. It could be worse. Just save your voice.

You Get What You Vote For

posted by Agi at 6:05 AM | December 14, 2009

So quit yer bitchin.

one last buseyhead

posted by buseyhead at 1:24 PM | December 13, 2009

The Patrolman

Ignoble Prizes

posted by Agi at 8:13 AM | December 11, 2009

If only Kanye was there to save the day...

What's the label say?

posted by Frederick at 10:32 AM | December 10, 2009

Click here to find out.

This is an Unbirthdayparty!

posted by Frederick at 10:32 AM |

Tea Party More Popular Than Republican Party
A new Rasmussen Reports survey asked respondents to assume that the "Tea Party movement" was organized as an actual political party.

In a three-way generic ballot test, Democrats lead with 36%, followed the Tea Party at 23% and Republicans at 18%.

Among independent voters, the Tea Party comes out on top with 33%, followed by 30% undecided, 25% for the Democrats and just 12% for the Republican.

Seems like some Fox News math going on there...

Completely Inappropriate For The Season

posted by The Culture Ghost at 9:02 PM | December 9, 2009

BALL DRAINING LOAD BLASTERS

I've been meaning to post this for some time now...it was the title of either a stroke book or video in a peep booth I saw back in the day when 42nd Street was true to its nature and not the corporate whorehouse it has become. This title just somehow stuck with me all these years.

Back to our regularly scheduled blogging.

We Are The Internet.

posted by Agi at 7:56 AM |

And we are so doomed.

Hey Proggels....

posted by The Culture Ghost at 9:47 AM | December 8, 2009

how's this Obama thing working out for you? Just curious....

Tiger Woods' Sixth Mistress Revealed!

posted by Agi at 4:51 PM | December 7, 2009

An Area 51 exclusive!

posted by El Serracho! at 1:46 PM |

Friends of Area 51,

Before we all too caught up in the material trappings of the holiday season, let's take a moment to remember that the TRUE reason for the season is a giant demon who frightens and tortures small, bad, children.

From all of us to all of you, have a Very Special Krampus.

- The Guys

Zappadan 2009

posted by Agi at 9:22 AM |

Last year I celebrated Zappadan by enjoying a fine hybrid brew from Lagunitas called We're Only In It For The Money. Sadly, these are no longer being brewed so I will miss these malty concoctions. Guess I'll raise a glass of something else this season...

Messianic Crisis

posted by Agi at 8:21 AM | December 6, 2009

Milbank:

It was bound to happen eventually. Obama had become to his youthful supporters a vessel for all of their liberal hopes. They saw him as a transformational figure who would end war, save the Earth from global warming, restore the economy -- and still be home for dinner. They lashed out at anybody who dared to suggest that Obama was just another politician, subject to calculation, expediency and vanity like all the rest.

We've been saying this for the past two years here at Area 51. Apparently, the MSM just noticed.

(via BDR)

Ha-Ha, Proggels for Obama!!!!

posted by The Culture Ghost at 10:51 PM | December 5, 2009

Read this.

White House Party Crashers Exclusive!

posted by Agi at 8:53 AM | December 4, 2009

Prog Pron

posted by Frederick at 12:04 PM | December 3, 2009

Nothing But Blue Skies...

posted by Agi at 7:51 AM | December 2, 2009

Nobel Peace Prize winner Barack Obama will send an additional 30,000 U.S. troops to Afghanistan

Possible Live Presidential Speech Blogging Tonight

posted by The Culture Ghost at 3:37 PM | December 1, 2009

Depending on my level of inspiration I may live blog the "Vietnamization" of Afghanistan this evening, seeing as his speech may be the most defining moment of this bland and uninspired Presidency (Hell, James Garfield being mortally wounded for months was more interesting and inspired than the past 10 months of this clown)....

We'll see...check in later

Shakesville Has Its Teaspoon....

posted by The Culture Ghost at 8:47 AM |

we have our turkey baster

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