A Preview of Obama's Great Big Speech to End All Speeches, Part IX

| January 27, 2010

Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.







You lie!



















Uh, umm...my teleprompter is broken. How about...we...freeze spending!