Unsolicited Advice

| January 8, 2010

Dear Ms. McEwan;

I understand that yet again there is trouble in the land called Shakesville. These incidents seem to be occurring with an increased frequency. Perhaps it is time for some profound and drastic changes to implement a new outlook and feel to your community. My first suggestion would be to change the name to something more inviting...say...."A Warm Place To Shit."

Thinking of you,

The CultureGhost